i broke my fucking toe

life always interesting, just as it's time to really get busy and it's time for the most functional of mommy to surface, the clutzy mommy appears and rams her foot into the wall, how the hell she did it is still beyond her. the fourth toe on the left foot is pulverized, can't walk on on that foot, can't put any pressure on it whatsoever. i'm not going to the doctor, 'cuz i'll wind up paying $500 for some crappy county hospital to say there is nothing they can do but buddy-tape it, which is something i can do myself anyway (i'm a doctor with no health insurance, remember?)perfect timing! fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck. it hurts!!!